I’m not going to go into as much detail as I’m used to, since I don’t have too much to say about this one. It’s a horror movie, and it exists, whether I care about it or not.
- Hello, my name is not Inigo Montoya
- But I'm pretty sure you killed my father. Prepare to die.
- Just kidding, have fun reading my movie reviews and whatnot.
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