Just in Time for the Weekend

Yea, this week has sucked, and I don’t really want to get into it too much. Just watch this. If you haven’t seen Galaxy Quest, I think you should. Like, now. Okay, after watching this clip.



Happy Friday!



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Just in Time for the Weekend

When he’s not busy putting mind-control bugs in peoples ears or flexing his pecs, Ricardo Montalban is one hell of a car salesman. Yes, I want Corinthian leather. I think? I’ll take two.


Happy Friday!


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Just in Time for the Weekend

Two days in a row with posts! Huzzah! To herald my re-emergence on such a glorious day, I give you a Star Wars conspiracy theory I actually buy into. If I’m wrong, oh well. I doubt we’ll ever get a straight answer from Lucas at this point.

Happy Friday! And go see Star Wars!


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In Defense of Rocky’s Character


Rocky Balboa is an absolute favorite movie character of mine, so if anything is going to lure me back into blogging, it’s seeing┬áhis good name besmirched. Mind you, I’m not actually mad or anything, but I’m genuinely surprised at my initial reaction, which is one usually reserved for when mothers are insulted or babies are called ugly. Around me, you just don’t talk about Rocky that way!

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Abandoned Mine Can Totally Just Stay Abandoned


I’m not going to go into as much detail as I’m used to, since I don’t have too much to say about this one. It’s a horror movie, and it exists, whether I care about it or not.

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Happy Birthday, Jackie Chan!

JackieJackie Chan is 60 today! Holy shit! To celebrate, you have to watch the epic final fight scene from Police Story. I’ve never seen so many people thrown through glass displays in my life. Also, notice how much Jackie gets banged up as he’s really over-matched in terms of numbers. No bullshit where five guys are just standing around until their turn comes to try and hit him.

Another must-see on this joyous occasion is the final fight sequences in one of my favorite Jackie Chan flicks, Legend of Drunken Master. He falls right on top of a bed of hot coals, gets drunk, and breathes fire, so yea. Check it out:

There’s so much I could say about Jackie Chan, but to keep it short and sweet, I’ll say that he’s one of the big reasons I have high expectations when it comes to movie fights. For over thirty years, this guy has been putting his body out there to entertain us with some of the most amazing stunt and fight choreography ever put to film. Here’s to Jackie turning 60 – he’s earned the party. Now, off to watch Police Story 2013, which I have slacked on. *shakes head*


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Just in Time for the Weekend

Let’s see…I could only get to the 1:47 mark before turning it off. How far can you make it?

Happy Friday!


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