- Hello, my name is not Inigo Montoya
- But I'm pretty sure you killed my father. Prepare to die.
- Just kidding, have fun reading my movie reviews and whatnot.
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Yea, this week has sucked, and I don’t really want to get into it too much. Just watch this. If you haven’t seen Galaxy Quest, I think you should. Like, now. Okay, after watching this clip. Happy Friday! … Continue reading
When he’s not busy putting mind-control bugs in peoples ears or flexing his pecs, Ricardo Montalban is one hell of a car salesman. Yes, I want Corinthian leather. I think? I’ll take two. Happy Friday!
Two days in a row with posts! Huzzah! To herald my re-emergence on such a glorious day, I give you a Star Wars conspiracy theory I actually buy into. If I’m wrong, oh well. I doubt we’ll ever get a … Continue reading
Rocky Balboa is an absolute favorite movie character of mine, so if anything is going to lure me back into blogging, it’s seeing his good name besmirched. Mind you, I’m not actually mad or anything, but I’m genuinely surprised at my … Continue reading
I’m not going to go into as much detail as I’m used to, since I don’t have too much to say about this one. It’s a horror movie, and it exists, whether I care about it or not.
Jackie Chan is 60 today! Holy shit! To celebrate, you have to watch the epic final fight scene from Police Story. I’ve never seen so many people thrown through glass displays in my life. Also, notice how much Jackie gets … Continue reading
Let’s see…I could only get to the 1:47 mark before turning it off. How far can you make it? Happy Friday!