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Yea, this week has sucked, and I don’t really want to get into it too much. Just watch this. If you haven’t seen Galaxy Quest, I think you should. Like, now. Okay, after watching this clip. Happy Friday! … Continue reading
Two days in a row with posts! Huzzah! To herald my re-emergence on such a glorious day, I give you a Star Wars conspiracy theory I actually buy into. If I’m wrong, oh well. I doubt we’ll ever get a … Continue reading
Jackie Chan is 60 today! Holy shit! To celebrate, you have to watch the epic final fight scene from Police Story. I’ve never seen so many people thrown through glass displays in my life. Also, notice how much Jackie gets … Continue reading
Let’s see…I could only get to the 1:47 mark before turning it off. How far can you make it? Happy Friday!
This one doesn’t need much introduction. Somebody should be forced to give these two guys a team and a budget. Like, yesterday. I give you about five minutes of what would be a kick-ass Batman vs. Terminators movie: Happy Friday! … Continue reading
So, I watched Far Cry yesterday. It wasn’t one of my brightest ideas, but I did pay actual currency to see the first Transformers in theaters. I also paid to see Doom. I always think back on that when I … Continue reading