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I’m not going to go into as much detail as I’m used to, since I don’t have too much to say about this one. It’s a horror movie, and it exists, whether I care about it or not.
Okay, so I’m still working on those other reviews I mentioned in my last post. What can I say; it’s hard being a husband, father, and blogger. But last weekend, I saw The Conjuring and wrote it up for MoviefiedNYC. … Continue reading
I feel pretty bad about my blogging habits of late, and I’m looking to start posting some more original stuff (not something I wrote for another site) in the next couple of days. There are several things I want to … Continue reading
I don’t even know what to make of this, Tim Curry, but the trailer voice makes your Gingerclown sound like a lovely person to spend the holidays with. Happy Friday!
You know, there are some directors out there whom I think would greatly benefit from sitting down and watching this movie. I check the budgets on a lot of movies, and most of the time I wonder to myself how … Continue reading
This Friday, I have for you this awesome clip of Vincent Price teaching Kermit the Frog how to become a vampire. Then, he’s bitten by Kermit, and presumably the entire studio subsequently gets murdered and/or turned into undead, blood-sucking machines … Continue reading