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Category Archives: Drama
Just in Time for the Weekend
Two days in a row with posts! Huzzah! To herald my re-emergence on such a glorious day, I give you a Star Wars conspiracy theory I actually buy into. If I’m wrong, oh well. I doubt we’ll ever get a … Continue reading
Posted in Action, Drama, Fantasy, Just in Time for the Weekend, Uncategorized
Tagged conspiracy theory, George Lucas, Jar-Jar Binks, Jedi, Sith, Star Wars
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In Defense of Rocky’s Character
Rocky Balboa is an absolute favorite movie character of mine, so if anything is going to lure me back into blogging, it’s seeing his good name besmirched. Mind you, I’m not actually mad or anything, but I’m genuinely surprised at my … Continue reading
Posted in Drama
Tagged Adrian Pennino, MoviefiedNYC, Rocky, Rocky Balboa, Talia Shire
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The Human Condition vs. A Human’s Condition: The Enigma of Kaspar Hauser and Bad Boy Bubby
I’ve long been a fan of Werner Herzog’s The Enigma of Kaspar Hauser. I have it on DVD, and it’s part of a boxed set that I’m proud to own. If you don’t own the set, I recommend picking it … Continue reading
Posted in Drama, Foreign
Tagged Bad Boy Bubby, social stigmas, The Enigma of Kaspar Hauser, Werner Herzog
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Sweet, Sweet Comeuppance – Witchfinder General (1968)
I love watching movies where royal assholes get what’s coming to them. I really do. There’s something about knowing the entire movie is building to one singular moment, and in that moment, the dick who’s been walking around like king … Continue reading
Posted in Drama
Tagged '60s, burning at the stake, Vincent Price, witch trials, Witchfinder General
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Introspection and Then Some – Wild Strawberries (1957)
It’s been a while since I’ve watched an Ingmar Bergman film. I don’t remember how I got into his works, but everything I’ve seen from him has made an impression on me. In fact, over the years, he’s become one … Continue reading
Head in a Vice Review: Fritz Lang’s M
Every so often, I help out my fellow blogger, Tyson Carter, with his IMDb Top 250 Project. This time around, I reviewed Fritz Lang’s M, a 1931 German film about the panic caused by, and apprehension of, a child murderer. … Continue reading
Just in Time for the Weekend
Let’s find the easiest target to pick on…hmm…ah, yes. Twilight. Right, so here’s a bad lip reading of New Moon. I have it on good authority that the dialogue in this video is orders of magnitude greater than the original. … Continue reading
Posted in Drama, Just in Time for the Weekend
Tagged Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Kristen Stewart, New Moon, Robert Pattinson, Twilight
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Happy Birthday Eric Roberts
In honor of Eric Roberts’ 57th birthday today, I will entertain you for five minutes with some random clips from his career. Personal highlights include him doing pelvic thrusts during a mating ritual, and getting slapped in the face by … Continue reading
I See Boobs and Stuff – Burlesque (2010)
Just so you know, this was my wife’s choice of entertainment a few nights ago. We tend to trade off; I’ll pick a movie, then she picks one. I’m just informing you of the situation, because Burlesque isn’t the kind … Continue reading
Let Me Take You to Hell – Valhalla Rising (2009)
Valhalla Rising is an insanely atmospheric, slow-burning, contemplative, and violent story of an escaped slave (Mads Mikkelsen) who makes his way across the ocean in a very bizarre, very bloody journey of redemption(?) and/or fate(?). It’s kind of like something … Continue reading
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