It’s a new year, so I’ve decided to try something a little more ambitious than what I’m used to. I’m going to watch and review – in chronological order – every live-action, non-documentary movie adapted from a video game that’s ever been made. Why would I subject myself to something like this? Well, for one, I’ve seen my fair share of them already, so I know they’re not all turds. Most of them are, though, but you know what? I don’t care. Fuck it; I’ll watch them all and let you know which ones inspire my wrath and which ones leave me indifferent and checking email on my phone. Every so often, I’ll come across a movie that’s pretty good, but I think that ratio is about one in every ten. Oh, well. Below, you’ll find links to every review I’ve done for this project starting with the first. Let the bad times roll!